
SMG4: (shocked) Dear god.SMG3 IS STILL HERE!!! SMG3: (reacting in the video) Holy f*ck! You can perform a basic human function? You're so smart I'm gonna throw up, hold on. The video turns out to be SMG3 reacting to it.) (SMG4 is looking at a video that some Ugandan Knuckles are watching. (SMG4 spots something peculiar and runs over to it) Mario: Wow, this place has gotten so much more civilized huh SMG4! We also see the Ancient Protectors of The Internet Graveyard again, and it looks like Robotnik was somehow revived, but Shoop Da Woop's gravestone can be seen next to them.) (Mario and SMG4 run off to another area of the Internet Graveyard, where they find even more dead memes screwing around. Nurse Knuckles then proceeds to inject her object in Crash Bandicoot's ass, causing him great pain and suffering.) (Mario freaks out and backs away, putting Crash Bandicoot in his place. Nurse Knuckles: Time for me to shove this up your ass! (Nurse Knuckles walks by, holding a strange object) Mario: Something's got Mario confused though.the dead memes here seem a lot less.murderous now? SMG4: (shocked at Mario's enthusiasm) What? Mario: IT'S THE INTERNET GRAVEYARD SMG4!!!

SMG4: (shocked) Oh no.oh no oh no oh no.I'm back here. SMG4 then looks around to find dead memes laying around everywhere before realizing where he's at.) SMG4 falls into a strange, familiar looking portal area. SMG4: Ohhhhhh, this is gonna be one of those days isn't it. Mario: Uhh, SMG4 can you PLEASE explain what's happening?! They begin saying their usual phrases, before glismping at Mario, SMG4 and the Boo carrying Morshu, before setting their sights on Mario.) (Two Ugandan Knuckles emerge from the portal. The image is accompanied by the caption "Man".) (SMG4 takes the selfie and uploads it to his Twitter, reading "almost died lol". (SMG4 is taking a selfie with the Morshu-carrying Boo) SMG4, why is this dead meme trying to hang Mario?!.SMG4? (Mario moves out of the way as SMG4 has the Boo eat Morshu, though he's still alive.) (SMG4 charges at Morshu in the sky, holding a giant Boo) Morshu: (looking for the duo) Where is that juicy boi? Morshu then starts throwing bombs, sending Mario and SMG4 flying out of the castle.) The duo continue running off as Morshu chases them, beatboxing. (Mario runs off and SMG4 takes off after him, prompting a strange reaction from Morshu. (SMG4 screams and bonks Morshu on the head, causing him to drop Mario to the ground.) Morshu then whips out a noose and makes it clear that he intends to murder both Mario and SMG4.)

SMG4 turns around and finds a corrupted Morshu, who then reveals that he has Mario. (A glossy figure touches SMG4's shoulder.

(SMG4 whips out his keyboard and heads out the room, looking for the threat, only to find nothing.) (The episode starts in Peach's Castle, where SMG4 is viewing some memes, like usual.) This page is the transcript for SMG4: Perfectly Balanced.
